Scarlett Johansson Wins Scariest Girlfriend Award

Ryan Reynolds birthday was Tuesday and Scarlett Johansson and his girlfriend decided to make a single donation. You know, one thing that Ryan shows how much she loves him completely and stabbing in his sleep if he ever looks at another girl. A dog gossip E! Online has the details:

“She’d just had her wisdom teeth removed, so she had one dipped in gold and strung on a necklace for him.”

His wisdom tooth. Covered in gold. Wow. I bet for Christmas Scarlett Johansson will nail dead bat in the chest Ryan Reynold. Then cry after sex. God, she's so perfect. As something of a dream. If I have never built a robot woman to be my life, I want to do exactly like Scarlett Johansson. Except to say nothing. Ha, why I need this?